I got my wisdom teeth removed right after my freshmen year of college. Thanks to the laughing gas, it was painless. Also thanks to the laughing gas, I strutted out of the operating room singing Paparazzi by Lady Gaga. Papa-papa-razzi. My memory’s foggy, but I remember the singing being loud and theatrical. My mom says… Continue reading Things That Especially Spoke To Me In 2016

There’s a scene early on in Season Three of The Office that kills me. More specifically, there’s a Michael Scott line of dialogue early on in Season Three of The Office that kills me. Here’s the (mostly) spoiler-free, SparkNotes synopsis: Michael and Dwight are at a paper convention in Philly. Michael’s old office co-worker and… Continue reading A Little Stitious